i’m an engineering major and i haven’t cried in the shower yet this is an incredible accomplishment
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"